Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
Publisher Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book
Release Date
Category Humor
Total Pages 304
ISBN 9781455504657
Rating 4/5 from 29 reviews
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"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
  • Author : Friends Chelsea's Family, and Other Victims
  • Publisher : Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book
  • Release Date : 2011-05-10

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no

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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2014-07

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no

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My Horizontal Life
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release Date : 2013-04-30

In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a

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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release Date : 2010-04-01

In these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and Chelsea Lately host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with "cheeky candor" and signature wit (Philadelphia Inquirer). Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails

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Are You There  Vodka  It s Me  Chelsea
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2009-12-29

The comedienne star of the Chelsea Handler Show describes her experiences with misbegotten boyfriends, her eccentric mixed-religion parents and the working world, a lifetime marked by numerous inebriated misadventures. Reprint. A #1 best-seller.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release Date : 2014-03-04

Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's

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Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2011

The friends, family, and co-workers of the late-night talk show host on the E! network describe how they have all been tricked by her into believing tales of utter nonsense and behaving like total fools.

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Man Up
  • Author : Ross Mathews
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release Date : 2013-05-07

As a young kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a pet unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of those far-fetched fantasies would have been more likely to come true than his real dream: working

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Life Will Be the Death of Me        and You Too
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Dial Press Trade Paperback
  • Release Date : 2020-06-23

"In a haze of vape smoke on a rare windy night in LA in the fall of 2016, Chelsea Handler daydreams about what life will be like with a woman in the White House. And then, Donald Trump happens. In a torpor of despair, she decides that she's had enough of

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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
  • Author : Jen Kirkman
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2014-04-22

Discusses the author's choice to not have children and how it shapes and affects her comedy career, and provides humorous advice to those making similiar choices on how to handle friends and family pressuring them to have a child.

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Life as I Blow it
  • Author : Sarah Colonna,Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Villard Books
  • Release Date : 2012

Traces the story of the comedian's youth in small-town Arkansas, her relocation at twenty-one to her father's home in California, and her vice-marked acting career.

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Uganda Be Kidding Me
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
  • Release Date : 2015-02-17

Wherever Chelsea Handler travels, one thing is certain: she always ends up in the land of the ridiculous. Now, in this uproarious collection, she sneaks her sharp wit through airport security and delivers her most absurd and hilarious stories ever. On safari in Africa, it's anyone's guess as to what's

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Official Book Club Selection
  • Author : Kathy Griffin
  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release Date : 2009-09-08

Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It's also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she's always wanted. Are you there,

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The Man Who Talks to Dogs
  • Author : Melinda Roth
  • Publisher : Macmillan
  • Release Date : 2004-07-01

Go to any unpopulated or abandoned area in any given urban setting, and you'll find them. Thousands and thousands of wild dogs-abandoned to disease, starvation, and inevitable death-are leading short and brutal lives in the no-man's-land between domestication and wildness, byproducts of the human destitution around them. A lucky few

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Are You There Vodka  It s Me  Chelsea
  • Author : Chelsea Handler
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01

Chelsea Handler is a woman on a mission. She's smart, sassy and not afraid to speak her mind. From an early age Chelsea knew exactly what she wanted and even in the trickiest of situations, she's never one to pass up an opportunity. Like the time she convinced her third-grade

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